· places i would love to see a Picasso…a museum…a mansion, but never in a plastic surgeon’s waiting room.
· why does it seem that the most stubborn, hard to please people agree to do home/fashion makeover shows?
· getting gas is like the worst chore ever.
· my cat needs prozac & the dog barks at whatever; people, squirrels, air.
· for a family of only 3 (1 of whom is only 6), we have more dirty dishes, laundry, & trash than we should…it blows my mind!
· i think scary movies are much creepier in the afternoon…seriously.
· why do i open the fridge & check the cabinets knowing that there’s no new snacks in there since the last time i checked?
· if you’re gonna go on a show like ‘steve wilkos’ & take a lie detector test, chances are, things aren’t going to turn out like you’d hoped.
· i could have sworn that wrinkle wasn't there yesterday! (apparently i frown a lot? bah.)
· i have turned the whole “one step forward, two steps back” concept into a dance…shall we cha cha?
· pretty sure i have reverse anorexia (as my sis would say) i actually think i look good until the pictures come back.
· i love halloween.
· i wish i had a sheet of bubble wrap to keep in my purse for stress relief emergencies.
· chewing gum & walking at the same time really does trip me up. plus, i bite the crap out of my lip…every time.
· really want a super awesome catch phrase like “shazam!” or “dy-no-mite” or “oh aye, aye oh”…i’m still working on it.
· i will accept the fact that the dryer is NOT shrinking my clothes, but for the love of jeebus, the hubs should know the whole NO RED ANYTHING in a load of whites rule by now!
· planning for an out of town adventure shouldn’t have my anxiety levels off the charts.
· ever go into work thinking you look good; good hair, make-up…only to have someone ask if you’re feeling well? (to which i wanna say, “suck it!”)
· i think sassy is an art form. it’s all in the delivery…if you screw that up, you’re just a mega bitch…just sayin’!
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