Monday, September 19, 2011

things i don't get...

these are random ponderings that make no sense to me…today. (there will be new ones next week. okay tomorrow, probably) & you may agree or disagree with all or most, but that’s the beauty in opinions, right?!

·        higher expectations for people who work their tails off & bosses who look the other way for the slack asses! (& then they usually get praise on top of that.) are we working smarter & not harder…or just kissing some corporate booty? hmmm…

·        women in their 40’s wearing abercrombie &/or hollister. & not just wearing the clothes, but the tees with the name plastered across the front. i realize your body is thin & fit & by the medical marvels of science, you have a nice rack, but your face is still, well, 40ish. (i just think that the humongous logo draws attention to that.)

·        mothers who compete with their daughters.

·        people who have to find a way to quote the bible on a daily basis, & make you aware of it (& they’re not even clergy or priests.) it loses its sincerity or something…i don’t know, it’s weird to me.

·        folks who feel the need to “poor mouth”…i’m not your friend because you’re Rockefeller! i just like you, now can we please talk about something else before i just stop calling?

·        couple facebook accounts! really? barf! i just want to know what happens when you don’t have the same thing on your mind…minds…wait, who’s idea was this? trust issues?

·        why is there still doubt about the freaking president’s birth certificate? can we place some time, money, & energy into some real issues at hand, please? i mean, we only have about 4 trillion of them!

·        crocs! (when they’re not on children or in a garden)

·        how “common law” marriage doesn’t affect the morality of family values (or whatever it’s called), but two people, who truly love each other, of the same sex, does. i really don’t get this one!

·        smokers who drive around with their windows cracked just a smidge because there’s a baby in the back…yea, that’ll help. what?
·        ‘maury’ still being on the air with paternity tests being the only storyline.
·        “possible” side effects with medications that are worse than what the medicine is for.
·        why do the good die young?
·        a lady asking if i was satanic because “you have a snake biting itelf on your wrist.” (not sure how, but i managed to control my filter…whew, that was close.)
·        women who keep the same hair style & makeup for 20 years. change is good…promise!
·        the stress i put myself through watching those amazing cake contest shows with those 5 foot tall creations. i am on edge with anxiety until it is moved safely to that damn table for judging.
·        baby wipes…they get everything out…what exactly was i wiping my monkey’s heiny with?
·        blue tooth & why people think it looks cool. (& also, stop using that crap in the grocery, etc. i think you’re talking to me & then i get the snotty look, like i interrupted your important phone call!)
·        ‘hillbilly handfishing’…& why i have the urge to do it!
·        the ‘genie bra’…i am not convinced that all breasts will lift & separate with this over-the-head, non-wired bra. *someone send me one…i’ll try it out!*

1 comments:

JuJu said...

Please please please go on Hillbilly Handfishing! I want to know what the thunder feels like, without really feeling it! You'd be perfect for that show!!

good fodder for conversations!!

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