monkey-isms...

i’m baaack…i know, it’s been forever, but yea, here i am. miss me? anyhoo, amidst all the running around, schooling, & scatteredness that has been my life lately, i have not forgotten about this little ole blog & have continued to jot down ideas, silliness, & inspirations in hopes of putting them into type.

still my fave & constant source of hilarity is of course, the monkey. oh, how he continues to make me laugh & forget about the reality of bills, late nights of education, & household upkeep (which is still so so behind).

i know that i’ve introduced you all to some of the sayings that my side kick utters (http://miscellaneash.blogspot.com/2011/07/out-of-mouths-of-babes.html), but wait…there’s more. & in my dorky mom way, i’ve been keeping a running list of these one liners & commentary to share with all of you. not quite sure where some of these things come from, but they are always used in correct context (which makes it that much funnier…i think). enjoy!

he said the f word...the father of freaking

i'm becoming classic man. run for your lives, i may be contagious!

from now on, i'd like to be called dr. fun times.

well, i am probably scarred for life.

mom, i saw a girl as pretty as you, & you're hot! sorry, but i heard that on a show once.

i won't put my shoes on your dress to get my knots out...it's too nice.

why are there bullies? don't they know if you're nice you get more friends?

you give the chickies fruits & veggies every day. & worms. you must really love them.

i would be really sad if spiderus decided to run away, but glad if someone posted a sign...found tarantula!

i like nonfiction to fiction, cause its real stuff.

you're really going to school for me? you are the best, mom.

i can't wait for laser tag with you. i will kick your butt, but not bad cause you've never played before.

oh, yea...what, did you just finish medical school in the last 5 minutes?

fact: i do not like broccoli!

hey! i was made for freedom not slavery.

way to go, captain obvious.

i will build a fort & i will call it sega city & there will be volcanos...& i will need your pillow!